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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:40:23 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/"><rss:title>The Mind is a terrible Thing</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2009-11-07T18:40:23Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.8.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2008/2/8/a-cowboy-named-bud.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2008/2/2/top-ten-rejected-titles-for-the-gw-bush-movie.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/11/21/the-richest-fictional-character-is.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/11/5/tequila-its-not-just-for-breakfast-anymore.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/NaN/NaN/NaN/doctors-and-guns.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/30/pet-semitary.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/30/how-to-truly-achieve-peace.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/22/two-many-cooks.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/12/pricless-lizard.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/2/true-patriot-wanted.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2008/2/8/a-cowboy-named-bud.html"><rss:title>A COWBOY NAMED BUD</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2008/2/8/a-cowboy-named-bud.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-02-08T02:48:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Humor</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?']]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2008/2/2/top-ten-rejected-titles-for-the-gw-bush-movie.html"><rss:title>Top Ten Rejected Titles for the G.W. Bush Movie</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2008/2/2/top-ten-rejected-titles-for-the-gw-bush-movie.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-02-02T06:19:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Random Musings</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[Top Ten Rejected Titles for the G.W. Bush Movie

10. "Raging Bull"

9. "The Nightmare Before Hillary"

8. "White Men Can't Govern"

7. "When Sally Met Cheney's Daughter"]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/11/21/the-richest-fictional-character-is.html"><rss:title>The richest fictional character is..</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/11/21/the-richest-fictional-character-is.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-11-22T02:03:41Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[NEW YORK, Nov 20 (Reuters Life!) - Move over Santa. The red-clad philanthropist has lost the top slot on Forbes magazines' list of the 15 richest fictional characters to defense contractor Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/11/5/tequila-its-not-just-for-breakfast-anymore.html"><rss:title>Tequila it’s not just for breakfast anymore</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/11/5/tequila-its-not-just-for-breakfast-anymore.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-11-05T06:50:31Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/storage/Tequila.wmv">Tequila it&rsquo;s not just for breakfast anymore</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/NaN/NaN/NaN/doctors-and-guns.html"><rss:title>Doctors and Guns</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/NaN/NaN/NaN/doctors-and-guns.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-10-30T03:51:12Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
  Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/30/pet-semitary.html"><rss:title>Pet semitary</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/30/pet-semitary.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-10-01T03:09:35Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A heart warming story!<br /><br />STORY OF A LITTLE GIRL AND HER DEAD GOLDFISH</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="full-image-float-left"><img src="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/storage/Image.jpg" alt="Image.jpg" /></span>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/30/how-to-truly-achieve-peace.html"><rss:title>How to truly Achieve peace</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/30/how-to-truly-achieve-peace.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-09-30T23:07:35Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard
on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed,
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have
started and have never finished."]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/22/two-many-cooks.html"><rss:title>Two Many Cooks</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/22/two-many-cooks.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-09-23T01:25:04Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOODNESS! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOODNESS! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/12/pricless-lizard.html"><rss:title>Pricless Lizard</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/12/pricless-lizard.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-09-12T17:36:32Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was something "wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. "Can you help?"

I put my best lizard healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/2/true-patriot-wanted.html"><rss:title>True Patriot wanted</rss:title><rss:link>http://axewieldingmaniac.squarespace.com/the-mind-is-a-terrible-thing/2006/9/2/true-patriot-wanted.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Axe Wielding Maniac</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-09-03T00:52:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[Please for the sake of the country  all it would take is one brave man or woman with a strong since of duty]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>