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Sunday
Oct292006

Doctors and Guns

Doctors and Guns
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Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
  Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
    Yes, that is 80 million.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year all age groups
    is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188
    Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more
    dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST
ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the
statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to
panic and seek medical attention.


~Author Unknown~

...of course this is a joke.

Isn't it?

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