Axe Wielding Maniac

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force
One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his
co-pilot, "Such big shots back there..... hell, I could throw all of
them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."