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« Sexual Harassment | Main | Psalm 2004 »
Thursday
Dec092004

The Oreo Personality Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat
> > Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose
> > which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
> >
> > 1. The whole thing all at once.
> > 2. One bite at a time
> > 3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
> > afterwards.
> > 4. In little feverous nibbles.
> > 5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
> > 6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
> > 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
> > 8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
> > 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
> > 10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
> >
> > Your Personality:
> >
> > 1. The whole thing.
> > This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be
> > with,exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are
> > totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
> >
> > 2. One bite at a time.
> > You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat
> > their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack
> > imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.
> >
> > 3. Slow and Methodical.
> > You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very
> > meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of
> > being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast
> > lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
> >
> > 4. Feverous Nibbles.
> > Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You
> > always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them.
> > Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and
> > Ritalin would do you good.
> >
> > 5. Dunked.
> > Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to
> > sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations
> > into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call
> > a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
> >
> > 6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
> > You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
> > things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to
> > put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your
> > activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are
> > a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
> >
> > 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
> > You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what
> > you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean,and
> > lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But
> > that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
> >
> > 8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
> > You enjoy pain.
> >
> > 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
> > Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical
> > help - immediately.
> >
> > 10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
> > You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice
> > things,and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy
> > about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just
> > right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just
> > no pleasing you.  kisses and huggs cuddelysoft

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