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Tuesday
Dec212004

Mr. Schwartz

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job
to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off
to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of
Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an
amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest
private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I
can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously
huge private part like this. It has to be saved for
posterity."

With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the
dead man's schlong. He stuffed his prize into a
briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed
it to was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe,"
he said, and opened up his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" she screamed. "Schwarz is dead!"

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