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« Mr. Schwartz | Main | Dear Mom »
Sunday
Dec192004

Rooster


A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud
rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts
over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time
for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to
me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over
in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up
and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I
will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets
the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a
chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a
head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farm house young
rooster has closed the gap.

He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster
and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on
the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young
rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "That's the
third gay rooster I bought this month."

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